MugShots Getting Sexier? Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan with Pics

I don't profess to be the authority in celebrity events, nor do I want to be but while sitting with my girlfriend the other day I peered over her shoulder and caught a glimpse of Nicole Richie's mugshot.

Nicole Richie

As I leaned in closer to get a better view, I mistakenly hit my chin on my girlfriends shoulder. She replied "What you like Nicole Richie now?" to which I responded being the quick thinking lawyer that I am, "No, I was just assessing her legal situation and wanted to get a closer look."

As I turned away, I couldn't stop thinking how sexy Richie looked. Far from her all too common gaunt and seemingly famished celebrity look, this Richie was pure, pristine, and straight up sexy! She also had this little naughty smirk on her face that screamed to me, "I am young, I am vulnerable, come have your way with me!" After I got a hold of my imagination running wild, I quickly repressed these thoughts deep within my memory and moved on with my life.

Paris Hilton

If there is one thing I can depend on, it's that my girlfriend will always have the latest issue of Star, US Weekly and People. It was six months later and I peered over my girlfriends shoulder yet again and there she was, however this time it was Paris Hilton staring back at me. The title read "Paris Hilton Goes To Jail", however all I saw was that same innocence and pristine natural beauty with a subtle touch of naughtiness that I had seen some six months before.

This time I snatched the magazine away form my girlfriend and told her that "It disgusts me to see Paris Hilton's due process rights denied!" This effectively confused her and allowed me to get an unobstructed closer look. Paris Hilton was one sexy angel and I will never forget the five minutes we shared staring into each others eyes. When she took the magazine back from me, reality again set in and I quickly repressed these thoughts deeper into my mind vowing never to let them surface again.

Lindsey Lohan

Call me crazy, but as I was checking out at the supermarket the other day, I felt these eyes staring at me. They were transfixed on me and screaming sex appeal in the hottest psychotic way possible. I turned to see who it was and sure enough it was Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay was sexy and vulnerable like Richie and Hilton, however Lindsay's eyes communicated a wild and crazy side that I just had to have. I quickly ran over to the magazine, grabbed it and set it with my groceries. As the teller picked it up and placed it in the bag, I realized it was too late to put back and watched him put it in the bag.

When I returned home, I had forgot that I had purchased that magazine and as my girlfriend removed it from the bag. I had no idea what to say!?! She gave me a big hug and kiss and said thank you for buying this magazine! I said of course sweetheart and moved on with the night.

Men and women, boys and girls please tell me you see the same beautiful, pristine yet incredibly sexy women when you see these mugshots. Let me be clear, these women were not nude or naked, no nip slips, no sex tapes, just mug shot photos. Honestly, I really do wish them well and that they stay out of trouble, but I always keep a close look out for the next one.

Comment below and let us know what you think. Also let us know which one is the sexiest?